We're Ready

Dear Eliza,

Please come! We are ready... your room is clean, blankets and burp cloths have been washed, outfits and diapers in a variety of sizes have been purchased, emergency phone lists have been put together, bills have been paid, arrangements for Ethan have been made, Van Pool substitute drivers have been lined up, Mom spent the day cleaning both the Equinox and Beetle (hoping to induce labor), Dad killed himself in the heat seeding the lawn for winter grass, laundry is done, and the house is clean.

Love,
Dad, Mom, and Ethan